Chris 'CML' Morris-Lent,
"Bringing Irony to Print and the Internet"
and media requests:
Narratives and Essays
I Won a $5,000 Magic: The Gathering Tournament on Shrooms
How Amazon Swallowed Seattle
Why I Pee Sitting Down
How the Internet Causes Depression
Is Floating a Symptom of, or Cure for, the Ills of New Seattle?
A Journey into Seattle's Flipping Rad Pinball Scene
‘App-artheid’ and Gluttony at Google’s Delicious, Nauseating New Kirkland Cafeteria
An Oral History of Seattle's Graffiti Scene in 2016
UW Trump Rally Draws 50 Protesters, 20 Cops, "Maybe Seven to Eight" Supporters, Zero Ideas
The UW Trump Movement Is a Perfect Microcosm of the Donald’s Ridiculous Campaign
Reviews and Interviews
Jonathan Safran Foer Is Blind, Deaf, and Dumb
Jonathan Franzen's Purity Is an Irrelevant Piece of Shit
Sports Vs. eSports, According To A Lawyer
Author Umberto Eco Plots ... What, Exactly?
A Decade After 'The Game,' the Original Pick-Up Artist Comes Clean
Behind the Site Collecting Anonymous Amazon 'Horror Stories'
How 'Good' High Schools Can Be So Bad
"This is like an article on how Popeye's gives me diarrhea. Knowing won't stop me!" —Andy Richter
"...an earthy, crunchy intellectual." —Donnie Wahlberg
CML on KUOW dis(cuss)ing Amazon
Jenny McCarthy interviews CML on Dirty, Sexy, Funny
Interviewed on Sirius XM for The All Out Show
Writing on Games
A Brief History of Magic Cards, with Alex Davis-Lawrence and Cassie Murphy, out in August 2016-available soon!
Hasbro is Trying to Make Magic into an eSport. Can it succeed?
Read the rest of my old Magic writing here and here.